A collection of Pinky and the Brain quotes:
Win Big
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?
Where Rodents Dare
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find an open tattoo parlour at this time of
night?
Battle for the Planet
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Wuh, I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears we'd look like weasels.
Pavlov's Mice
B:Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?
P:Uh, yeah Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?
Opportunity Knox
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career... ooh, it's all to much for me.
Jockey for Position
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Wuh, I think so, Brain but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
Bubba Bo Bob Brain
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Wuh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
Spell-Bound
B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?
P:Sure, Brain, but ho are we going to find chaps our size?
Puppet Rulers
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.
The World Can Wait
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Uh, I think so, Brain, but this time you wear the tutu.
When Mice Ruled the Earth
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendancy to ride up so.
Brain Meets Brawn
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but if they called them "Sad Meals", kids wouldn't buy them.
The Helpinki Formula
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking.I mean, what wound the children look like.
Meet John Brain
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.
Cranial Crusader
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
Das Mouse
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but there's still a bug stuck in here from last time.
Of Mice and Man
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Uh, I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent.
Tokyo Grows
B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but I don't think Kay Ballard's in the union.
That's Smarts
B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Yes, I am.
Pinky and the Fog
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but, the Rockettes? I mean, it's girls, isn't it?
Where No Mouse Has Gone Before
B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.
Don't Tread on Us
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Well, I think so, poit, but where do you stick the feather and call it macaroni.
Brainania
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Well, I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime.
TV or Not TV
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Well, I think so, Brain, but it's a miricle that this one grew back.
Napoleon Brainaparte
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Well, I think so Brain, but the first you'd have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn't
you?
A Pinky and the Brain Christmas
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Well, I think so, Brain, but 'apply North Pole' to what?
Snowball
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but "Snowball for Windows"?
Around the World in 80 Narfs
B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?
P:Well I think so, Brain, but "snort" no, no, it's too stupid.
Mouse of La Mancha
B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Well, I think so, Brain, but umm, why would Sophia Loren do a musical?
The Third Mouse
B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering
P:Umm, I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?
It's Only a Paper World
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but isn't that why they invented tube socks.
Collect .em All
B:Are you pondering what im pondering?
P:Well, I think so, Brain, but what if we stick to the seat covers?
Pinkasso
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but if you replace the "P" with an "O" my name would be Oinky, wouldn't
it?
Plan Brain from Outer Space
B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Oooh, I think so, Brain, but I think I'd rather eat the Macarana?
Robin Brain
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Well, I think so, hiccup, but Kevin Costner with an English accent?
The Mummy
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but don't you need a swimming pool to play Marco Polo?
The Pink Candidate
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Well, I think so, Brain, but do I really need two tongues?
Brain's Song
B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but we're already naked.
Welcome to the Jungle
P:Brain, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
B:We eat the box?
A little Off the Top
B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and nobody cares, why does he keep doing
it?
Megalomaniacs Anonymous
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, NARF, but don't camels spit a lot?
The Maze
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants
Brinky
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but Pete Rose? I mean can we trust him?
Hoop Schemes
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but why wound Peter Bogdanovich?
Leave it to Beavers
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but isn't a cucumber that's small called a gherkin?
Brain Noir
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but if we get Sam Spade, we'll never have any puppies.
Pinky & the Brain... and Larry
B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so Larry, and um, Brain, but how will we get seven dwarves to shave their legs.
Say What Earth
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but calling it a pu-pu platter? Huh, what were they thinking?
My Feldmans, My Friends
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?
All You Need is Narf
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance won't the lima beans feel left out?
This Old Mouse
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but if we had a snowmobile, wouldn't it melt before summer?
Funny, You Don't Look Rhennish
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but what kind of rides do they have in Fabioland?
The Pinky Protocol
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow
Chicks?
Mice Don't Dance
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Wuh, I think so, Brain, but wouldn't anything lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Brain Drained
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but three round meals a day wouldn't be as hard to swallow.
Brain Acres
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be
spice?
Calvin Brain
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Umm, I think so, Brain, but three men in a tub? Ooh that's unsanitary.
Pinky Suavo
B:Pinky Suavo, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Yes, but why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? Sigh. I do not know.
T.H.E.Y.
B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Wuh, I think so, Brain, but I prefer Space Jelly.
The Real Life
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Yes, Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?
Brain's Way
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Wuh, I think so, Brain, but how will we get three pink flamingos into one pair of Capri
pants?
A Pinky and the Brain Halloween
B:Snowball, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
S:Oh, Brain, I certainly hope so.
Brainy Jack
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but Tuesday Weld isn't a complete sentence.
Big in Japan
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want to see Snow White and the Seven Samurai?
You Said a Mouseful
B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but then my name would be Thumby.
Bah Wilderness
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but scratching just makes it worse.
Pinky at the Bat
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but shouldn't the bat boy be wearing a cape?
Broadway Malady
B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want a depressed tongue?
Brainie the Pooh
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Umm, I think so, Brainie, but why would anyone want to Pierce Brosnan?
The Melancholy Brain
B:Pinky, art thou pondering that which I am pondering?
P:Me thinks so, Brain, verily, but dost thou think Pete Rose by any other name would still
smell as sweaty?
Inherit the Wheeze
B:Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but wouldn't his movies be more suitable for children if he was named
Jean-Claude van Darn?
Brain's Night Off
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Wuh, I think so, Brain, but will they let the Cranberry Dutchess stay in the Lincoln
Bedroom?
The Family that Narfs Together, Poits Together
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks?
Pinky' Turn
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but if it was only supposed to be a three hour tour why did the Howells
bring all their money?
Dangerous Brains
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.
What Ever Happened to Baby Brain
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but if we have nothing to fear but fear itself, why does Elanore
Roosevelt wear that spooky mask?
The Pinky P.O.V
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but what if the hippopotamus won't wear the beach thong?
Brain Food
B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:Whoof, oh, I'd have to say the odds are slim, Brain.
B:True.
P:I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?
B:To my knowledge, never.
P:Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
B:Next to nil.
P:Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.
B:Therefore, you are pondering what I'm pondering.
P:Poit, I guess I am.