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2019-10-30 / \/ \/ / \
/ __/ /_ _/
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| Someone gets annoyed about | \_______/_\___/____/\___/____/_
| something on the surface Web or | / \/ \/ / \
| social media | / _/ /_ _/
'---------------------------------' /- / _/ /
\________/\________/\___/____/
|
V
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| Sets up a Gopher hole on SDF or |
| somewhere, with requisite link |
| to relevance.txt |
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|
V
.---------------------------------.
| Starts a phlog and triumphantly |
| posts about leaving the Web |
| forever and how great Gopher is |
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|
V
.---------------------------------.
| Posts maybe once or twice more |
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|
V
.---------------------------------.
| Time passes |
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|
V
.---------------------------------.
| I get to engrave another name |
| on the Gopher memorial wall |
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I'll stop being snotty about it when it stops happening.
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