Umbrellix Gopher - mainpage

you are 93.157.51.147 and this is....
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because you're a rebel too

Yes, yes, we're back. I'm in tears writing this. Hi, we're Ellenor
and Reinhilde, and this is our gopher server. (we = same body... most
people don't get it).

 5:25p.m.  up 125 days, 17:30, 21 users, load averages: 1.06, 1.20, 1.16

Connection security information:
Your connection is NOT secure. Please click this link for darknet addresses for this Gopherhole. TLS and SSLv3 is available on

The following selector will take you off of the site. If you are TLS,
it will also downgrade your connection to plaintext.
Web browser gopher - live it, learn it, love it

The following selectors (if any) are in the control of this site. They
will not take you off.

CGI Debugging
Cookery

I have no respect for those who disrespect their job title.
Log of incidents of staff at the care home I USED TO live at abdicating duty and other weirdness

buzzwords: tor, i2p, cjdns, openssl, port 105, s/gopher
Darknet, and SSL access information for Umbrellix Gopher:
Secure Access
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buzzwords: webring, back-links
You'll find some nice gopherholes here:
Interesting Gopher Holes and Friends of the Umbrellix Gophermeister
without the inspiration of floodgap (see the list for more
information), this gopherhole probably wouldn't exist


keywords: leftists, voice, trans, gender
a small trove of information on how to understand gender as
perceived by trans individuals - CURRENTLY EMPTY
gender
[NSFW] Erotic fiction
Live logs
Ramblings of the gophermeisters
Random text files uploaded by the gophermeister. [UTF-8]
Tulpamancy and plural personality condition info trove
the Universal Gopher Server - our gopher server.
Based on Gophernicus, uGopherServer has proven to be a fun project
for the server owner and in any event, quite useful for enabling our
S/Gopher project.
forretno.txt
Gophermeister's Blood Glucose Logs - no longer updated
This version of glucolog is no longer updated. For the latest
version,
navigate to perihelion.nj.us.umbrellix.net 70/105 /glucolog.doc
passwordmmtcl.txt