"Hyllus, even though you often have only one silver coin in your whole
safe, and even that is more worn than your ass, you won't spend it at
the bakery or in a restaurant, but you will spend it on whoever has
the biggest dick. Your unhappy belly watches the feast enjoyed by
your ass, and while the former always goes hungry, the latter always
- Epigrams of Martial, 2.51
- Chrysippus, supposedly, before he died from laughing at his own joke.
"I'd spell creat with an e."
- Ken Thompson on the only thing he'd change in Unix.