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 Our speciality is bulk cleaning with prices starting as low as 2 cents USD.
 For individual coin services, please send a fax to [REDACTED] and we will
 get back to you with a personalized pricing list.

 12 grams of change:               1.024 kilograms of change:
                        $.02                                       $.99
 24 grams of change:               8.192 kilograms of change: 
                        $.03                                      $2.49  
126 grams of change:               32.768 kilograms of change: 
                        $.20                                     $12.49
256 grams of change:               65.536 kilograms of change:
                        $.40                                     $39.99

             For orders exceeding 65.536 kilograms, 
             our pricing is capped at $.01 per 12 grams.

 Due to a risk of mechanical damage, there is a markup 
 of $12.48 per each coin minted before 1972.

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